Day to day life is boring, join the circus
I want to try a thing:
Reblog this by Friday and I’ll go through your blog and pair you up with another person who reblogged this. It’ll be like a Tumblr blind date!
This is an AWESOME thing.
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stop whatever you’re doing
just stop
breathe
you’ll be ok
if you see this, somebody cares
times are tough, but somebody cares.
you should NEVER feel like you deserve to die, and you don’t
don’t do it. not tonight, not tomorrow, not ever
don’t do it because somebody cares
don’t do it because there is so much more to you than sadness
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when I publish my novel I want you all to swear to me that you’re going to write uncomfortably erotic fic about characters I didn’t intend to have sexual tension
swear it
swear to me
#if you fuckers don’t produce at least one high school au i will disown you
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This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible.
Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:
- making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.
- changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.
- a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.
For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ
95% of you won’t want this on your blog. Reblog if you’re the 5% who care about the victims of The Animes.
I’m not afraid to admit… I was once under the influence of The Animes. Please reblog this so people can learn to live barely active, nearly healthy lives again, like me.
im still under the influence of “The Animes” and i need help
DESU DESU YOU LITTLE SHITS
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Please guys, help us spreading this message!
Huh. I actually read this in the newspaper today.
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GUYS WHAT IF.
think of the possibilities! bringing people together who wouldn’t normally come out of their shell (or out of their homes for that matter). great company with people who have the same interests and bond over fandoms and…AND there’s a movie theater right next to this building for premier movie events (man of steel’s coming out soon!) .
we could have a huge tv and lots of comfy chairs for certain tv shows throughout the week. like hannibal thursdays! and teen wolf mondays! reruns of doctor who, supernatural, sherlock, and merlin! (and the hipsters of tumblr can cross the road to starbucks since who the hell cares). people can hang and sell their fanart on the walls of the cafe and we could have game nights and talk about celebrities and books in person. and there could be USB cables and plugs for laptops and free wifi.
SOMEONE GIVE ME MONEY.
why does this only have like 60 notes why aren’t people already drawing out a blueprint for a tumblr building or something?!
OMFG I NEED IT NOW
We’ll all kill each other if this happens. Stop.
just think, someone, somewhere on tumblr thinks this is a real place.
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